Late Night, Err- I mean, Early Morning Uno.

So.
Just a little game you should try.
UNO is a great, fun game.
Me and Jason play every night.
But when we get up till 5AM,
It's early in the morning.
So, here's the thing.
We always win.
Anyone we battle always loses.
Either I, or Jason wins.
The reason?
One word.
TEAMWORK.

So.
Me and Jason play every morning,
Yesterday,
We battled a muslim guy named,
"Ivano Beevic".
I agree, he has an ugly child-like name.
Don't put me out as a racist but,
Every time I start a game,
I always type in the chatbox.
I type "I SHALL OWN.".
Then.
The Ivano prick said that he owned my mom.
That's very rude now, isn't it?
So now, Jason starts talking shit to him.
Saying stuff like... He's a muslim, he smells like cheese, and he looks stupid in his picture because he's hugging a pole.
Then. We said some pretty sick ass sentences.
Because of course, the guy was fighting back.

So,
After at least 40 sentences of swearing,
I won the match,
Along with Jason's help, of course.
Then, the guy wanted a rematch.
And new people came along,
Karin L.
She was a good person,
Because she was giving Jason a lot of Draw cards.
Which gave Jason more cards.
And which made me have more chances of winning.
Then, we went on and on and on and on.
After about 10 matches,
Jason had to go somewhere for a while.
Even without his help,
I won the match,
And Ivano Beefuck was annoyed and left.
Jason came back.
And we played more matches.
Then.
This new guy.
His name was "THOMAS".
He was countering all of our jokes.
And we countered with swearing.
We teased him stuff like "HAHAHA. YOUR NAME SUCKS. I BET IT WAS TAKEN FROM THOMAS AND FRIENDS. YOU'RE 20+ BUT YOUR NAME IS A CHILD'S SHOW TITLE."
Then I won the match, again.
The guy was pissed off and left.
We played more and more matches.
Till it was 5AM.
The sun was up.
Then we eventually got tired and went to bed.
That's all. :D

Play Uno!
It's fun. :D

-Francis