He cracks me up. :))

"I was looking for a pic of my dick, but instead I found a picture of me looking like a dick."

"Fang Bang Mother Fucker Street Slang."

"I wake up everyday grateful for the clarity that guides me (even when I’m awash in a sea of vodka—which incidentally I’m drinking while I write, so forgive my Dostoevsky-esque pseudo-existentialist ramblings, and let me get to the fucking story already).

"but sometimes i need 142 or 143 characters.
besides the record is done now.
and i am home for 2 months.
so i’ll need some creative outlet.
and i’m sick of writing songs…

that’s why cobras is breakin up.
….
…
psyche.
suckahs"

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