BLACK CARDS.

VIDEO.

How to Tour in a Band or Whatever

How to Tour in a Band or Whatever
by Thor Harris

1-Don’t Complain. Bitching, moaning, whining is tour cancer. If something is wrong fix it or shut the fuck up you fucking dick. goddamn.

2-If you fart, claim it.

3-Don’t Lose shit. Everybody loses shit. Don’t fucking do it. Asshole.

4-Don’t fuck anyone in the band. There are tons of people to fuck who are not in this band. Dumbass.

5-If you feel like shit all the time, drink less beer at the gig. You will play better & feel better. What are you… a child? Some have the endurance for self abuse. Most don’t.

6-Remember the soundman’s name. He will do a better job.

7- Eat oranges. Cures constipation & prevents colds.

8-Masturbate. Duh… Where & when? Be creative. You’re an artist right?

9-If YOU can’t carry your suitcase 3 blocks, it’s too goddamn big.

10-Respect public space in the van. Don’t clutter, you Fuck.

11-If you borrow something, return it. Not Fucked Up.

12-Do not let the promoter dick you or talk you out of the guarantee. If there were not enuf people there, it’s their fault.

13- Driver picks the music.

14-One navigator only (usually sitting shotgun). Everyone else shut the fuck up.

15-Soundcheck is for checking sounds. Shut the fuck up while everyone else is checking.

16-Don’t wander off. Let someone know where you are.

17-Clean up after yourself. What are you… a goddamn toddler?

18-Touring makes everyone bi-polar. Ride the waves as best you can and remember, moods pass. So don’t make any snap decisions or declarations when you are drunk or insane.

19-Fast food is Poison.

20-The guestlist is for friends, family & people you might want to fuck. Everyone else can pay. They have day jobs.

21- Don’t evaluate your whole life while you’re sitting in a janitor closet waiting to go on. You think you’re above having shitty days at work? Shut up & do your goddamn job.

This list was written under the influence of lots of esspresso & anti-depressants while on tour w/ such greats as Shearwater, Swans, Smog, Lisa Germano, Angels of Light, Bill Callahan & many more. I hope this list will help you get along w/ your co-workers whatever your job is. Contributions to the list by Jordan Geiger, Kimberly Burke, Brian Orloff, Brian Phillips Celebrity Gang Bang, Kevin Schneider, Jonathan Meiburg, Michael Gira and some other folks.

Thanks for not being an asshole, Thor Harris

Measles.

I have measles.
But it's already curing.
And almost gone.
Entirely.
Wanna see the peak of the disease? :))

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs716.snc4/63641_10150089268147281_526147280_5692144_2111421_n.jpg

Copy paste.
I don't wanna link it. :))

BAA.

Me: It's past your bedtime. :>
Gabs Gibbs: ITS PAST YOURS GOZAR :>
IM IN A BA MOOD BYE
Me: :>>>>>>>>>>
BYE. =))
BA MOOD ka eh.
Parang sheep.
BAAAAAAA. =))))))))
Gabs Gibbs: WEIRDO
:))))
I LIKED UR PHOTO :>
BAIT KO
BYE
Me: That's coz I'm awesome. :>

The Death Penalty.

The Death Penalty

By Victor Hugo

Gentlemen of the Jury,

If there is a culprit here, It is not my son, It is myself. It is I, Who for these twenty-four years have opposed capital punishment, Have contended for the inviolability of human life, Have committed this crime to which my son is now arraigned. Here, I denounce myself, Mr. Advocate General, I have committed it under all aggravate circumstances, Deliberately, Repeatedly, Tenaciously. Yes, This old and absurd "Lex Talionis", this law of blood, I have combated all my life, All my life!

Gentlemen of the Jury, while I have breath, I will continue to combat it by all my efforts as a writer, by all my words and all my votes as a legislator. I declare it before the crucifix! Before that victim of the penalty of death, Who sees and hears us, Before that gibbet to which two thousand years ago, For the eternal instruction of the generations, The human law nailed the Divine!

In all that my son has written on the subject of capital punishment, And for writing and publishing that for which he is now on trial. In all that he has written, He has merely proclaimed the sentiments with which from his infancy, I have inspired him.

Gentlemen, Jurors, The right to criticize a law, And to criticize it severely, Especially a penal law, Is placed beside the duty of amelioration. Like the torch beside the work under the artisan's hand. The right of the journalist is as sacred, As necessary, As imprescriptible.

What are the circumstances? A man, A convict, A sentenced wretch. Is dragged on to a certain morning to one of our public squares. There he finds the scaffold!

He shudders, He struggles, He refuses to die! The victim clings on to the scaffold and shrieks for pardon, His clothes are torn, His shoulders bloody. Still he resists!

They drag him forth, Haggard... Bloody... Weeping, Pleading, Howling for life, Calling upon God, Calling upon his father and mother. For like a very child has this man become in the prospect of death. They drag him forth to the execution. He is hoisted on the scaffold and his head falls! And through our very conscience runs a shudder. Never has a legal murder appeared with an aspect so indecent, So abominable. All feel jointly implicated in his death. It is at this very moment that from a young man's breast escapes a cry, Wrung from his very heart, A cry of pity and of anguish. A cry of horror... A cry of humanity. And this cry you would punish?!

And in the face of the appalling facts which I have narrated, You would say to the guillotine, "Thou art right!". And to Pity, Saintly pity, "Thou art wrong!".

Gentlemen of the Jury, It cannot be! Gentlemen, I have finished.

Thank you.

Train Wreck.

My body feels like a freaking train wreck.

Much like the train at the end of the movie "Unstoppable".

You wanna know what I did today?

I did...

50 squat-thrusts,

20 reps of mountain climbing,

25 reps of bottoms up,

20 4-count push-ups,

20 8-count push-ups,

35 scissor kicks,

25 flutter kicks,

20 reverse flutter kicks,

150 jumping jacks,

150 crunches,

And 10 minutes of jogging and sprinting.

While going up to the 7th floor,

Down to the ground.

And a lot more of different exercises that I forgot the names of.

And I'm kinda scared if I actually remembered them.

But still, I did the effort of posting this totally effortless post.

Coz that's how much I love my blog. :>

OUCHHHHHHHH.

-Body Pain infested Gozar

GALILALILEO. =))

Today? No, it was yesterday.

Today,
I mean yesterday,
Was awesome.

I went out to catch a movie with...
Elaine, Frances,
Kara and Diego.
We wacthed Easy A.
IT WAS AWESOME.

Favorite Line of The Movie:
"Ron just bought a Coke Zero from the gas station. Raise the roof!"

I got treated by Elaine.
Coz she's so nice. :>
Then we went to SB.

Then me and Diego got a cab home.
But we saw Seth and Jervis.
So we picked them up,
And dropped them off at Seth's house.
After that,
I stopped by Diego's house.
His house is so awesome.
As in,
AWESOME.
After the tour,
I went home to my humble abode.
And I watched Scott Pilgrim.
WHICH WAS ALSO AN AWESOME MOVIE. =))

Favorite Line of The Movie:
"You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!"

Then I opened Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and http://francisgozar.blogspot.com.

And I wrote this.
NOW, it's today.
Coz a hour and a half ago,
It was Friday.
It's Sunday already.

Yeah, you get the point.
If there is a point.
-GOZAR

NOYS, BERYNOYS.

Swan.

SWAN -
1. (noun) A large bird that is similar to but much larger than a goose. The most recognized type of swan is the Mute Swan, which is all white except for its black face, orange bill and black legs and feet. It is native to parts of Europe and has been artificially introduced to North America as somewhat of a "decorative bird." If geese mess with it, it will chase them away. If you mess with it, it will chase you away. If you see a swan nesting, run because her mate will get pissed and will start coming at you. Doesn't sound very intimidating, but when you're staring into the eyes of an oncoming angry swan, you'll understand. 2. (noun) Slang term for a female who was once unattractive but somehow became very attractive (referencing the "Ugly Duckling" story).

A. The swan swam gracefully across the pond.
or
Crap, that swan's not backing off, it's still coming at me...Screw this, I don't want to get beaten up by a bird!

B. Wow, remember when that girl was really ugly? She's such a swan.



THIS SUCKS.
URBANDICTIONARY DOESN'T HAVE SWAN YET IN THEIR PAGES.

2. (noun) derived formally from "Nice One!" the N became silent because of exaggeration. Thus becoming "Ice One!" then slang covered up the space in between. "Iceone!". Then the I, well, we don't know what happened to it. "SWANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

999 friends on Facebook.

El Opinion , Derechos y La Voz

Gabriel Isabelo Eugenio

This guy has a blog.

And you guys should visit. ;)

http://lavozdelasgentes.blogspot.com/

200!

200th post!!!

Does this mean I'm talkative? =))

THANKS TO EVERYONE!

I love you. =))

Red Eyes.

100% of the people that tell me that I have sore eyes are wrong.
I dunno why but my eyes turn red all the time. =))

Zuckerburg Facts.

Mark Zuckerburg is AWESOME.
[WARNING : Osom facts up ahead.]

-Mark Zuckerburg is a blogger like me.
-It was called "Zuck on It!"
-He got a perfect score on his SATs.
-He has over 500 million users of Facebook.
-He is UNBLOCKABLE on Facebook.
-He is the 2nd most influential man in America.
-He is the youngest billionaire in the world.

The Social Network

I loved the movie.
I watched it twice. :))

I loved how Mark betrayed them.
And how another guy betrayed Mark.
And that his friend betrayed the other guy that betrayed Mark.
But that other guy was his friend, betrayed Mark.
Coz Mark betrayed him.
Wow...
=))

It's my 2nd favorite movie.
1st is Zombieland.
3rd is Kick-Ass.

OSOM MOVIE.
WATS EET.
-Gozrrrr

SWAN.

Crayons.

Pre-School : YAY! CRAYONS!
Grade School: Crayons? What am I, 3?
High School: HOLY SHIT, CRAYONS!

Wise man's word.

A wise man (my dad) once told me...

"There are three kind of people in this world, son."

"The people that makes things happen..."
"The people that watch things happen..."
"And the people that wondered what happened."

"[Insert humorous laugh here]"

What kind of person are you?

Post it on the poll and make sure to leave a comment on the side bar. :)

Blue and Red.

I just felt like putting it here. It looks so awesome. :))

Cheeseburger.

I JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING BURGER EVER.
THE BURGER THAT FILLED MY STOMACH,
AS I WAS STARVING BECAUSE OF THE USTET.
=))

Yes, USTET was fun,
Exciting,
Nerve wracking,
Awkward,
Mind fucking,
But most of all,
It was STARVING ME.

I didn't eat breakfast.
I got there about 7.
Coz I was in a hurry for nothing.
I waited for something that wasn't even gonna start yet.

So I waited 4 hours until the test ended.
I got out at about 11:00AM, perhaps.
And, I COULDN'T FIND THE DRIVER.
The Driver had the cash so that I could eat.
And after an hour of searching,
I found the car on the 3rd floor,
He wasn't there. BV.
He was on the ground floor.
I "Psst!"ed him.
He went up.
Then we had to wait for 30 mins so that we could get to the paybooth for the parking.
Coz there was so much people.

I finally got down,
Went to McDo.
Ordered a Double Cheese Burger,
Hot Fudge Sundae,
And Twister Fries.
And let me tell you.

THAT WAS THE BEST CHEESEBURGER I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.

It was amazing.
It's like there was a party in my mouth.
And everyone was invited.
I was so happy after eating it.
My driver was looking at me coz I was smiling.
=))
Labo eh...

SCRUMPTIOUS.
-FG

MMMMMMMMMMMM.

Toy Music.

MysteryGuitarMan's new video.
What song is that? :))



Toys aren't just for playing. :))

Grow Valley.

I've been playing games at Eyezmaze for a long time.
I've liked the games there since.
They have this series that's called "Grow".
It involves having to make all of each item at max level.
And as each item grows,
The more events happes.
And each event is really fun.

Click here:
GROW VALLEY

Grow Valley is the sequel to Grow Island.

It's really funny 'coz it's also about College Courses.
So it might actually help you know what each course has.

:))

Unay's.

Here at Unay's Residence. :)

NOOO.

I thought I knew what to do.
But I've lost that confidence to approach a girl.
=))

Mystery Guitar Man.

I am a big fan of Mystery Guitar Man.
I watch his videos every week.
My week isn't complete without MGM.
Seriously.
I even download his videos to the computer,
So that I don't have to wait for that red thingy to go until the end.

He's awesome.
He entertains people with his music.
But what's behind his music is what's better.
He rocks at editing,
For real.

Here's his latest video:



Cellphones. They're love.

That's what she said.

Sarina Legaspi: You taking USTET, boyy?

Francis Gozar: Yess.

Francis Gozar: I actually saw it na.

Francis Gozar: It's color red.

Francis Gozar: Nakaktawa yung mga first quesions.

Sarina Legaspi: Is it what is the opposite of love again? :))

Francis Gozar: Which item does not belong to the group?

Francis Gozar: Wood.

Francis Gozar: Metal.

Francis Gozar: Crystal.

Francis Gozar: Cotton.

Francis Gozar: NAKAKAINIS. =))

Sarina Legaspi: Pretty easy yung test? :))

Francis Gozar: I dunno. :))

Sarina Legaspi: Wth :))

Francis Gozar: I think it gets harder after a while.

Francis Gozar: It's pretty long.

Francis Gozar: AND THAT'S DEFINITELY WHAT SHE SAID. =))
Sarina Legaspi: Pssshh. Sure Francis =))

Try this out yet? : ToneMatrix

ToneMatrix

A square represents a different note.
The pitch goes higher going up the squares.
Each panel is played left to right. :)
Make your own tunes.

NOW TRY IT!

#Laboratory - Andre Michelle : ToneMatrix

TTOY? :))

10202010. =))

Guess what.
Right now at this very moment,
Is 10/20/2010 10:20PM.

Ten Twenty Twenty-Ten. Ten Twenty PM.

NOW SAY IT 10-20 TIMES FAST.

Awesome, right? :))
-Francisss

<3

Eden?

You...
Jump.
Hop.
Skip.
Step.
Until you reach Eden's Door.
:)

Who forgot to upload these? :))

XMAS PARTY 2009

Labo.

The Sexless Innkeeper

The Sexless Innkeeper
By Ted Mosby

‘Twas the night before this one
I had hours to kill
I sat in the tavern
grading parchments with quill

A busty young lassie
flashed me a grin
Her garb said classy
but her eyes whispered sin

She said, “you’re a teacher?”
I said, “yes indeed.”
“I must have you,” she moaned.
“I’m turned on by tweed!”

With haste we did scamper
to my chamber anon
Fell to the couch
and, bro, it was on.

I unlaced her bodice
our passions grew deeper
and thus ends the tale
of the sexless innkeeper.

Help!

Still working on the new stuff that I should be putting here.
This should be up and running on top in a few days. :))

Anyway, what do you think I should put in this new blog?
Post your ideas on the Cbox. ----->
And don't forget to put in your name.
I hate anonymous people. :))

'preciate it, dood.
-FG

ZZ.

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WELCOME BACK TO WHAT THE BLOG?™®©♥!!!

Look forward to my new posts! :)
-GOZARRRRR!

SWANNN!!!