You: Hi!
Stranger: hello
You: I had a friend.
You: His name was Jesus.
Stranger: and?
You: I ate him.
Stranger: why?
You: Because I had to eat him.
You: He was Delicious.
You: Like Bacon and Cheese.
Stranger: oh my god
You: He offered his blood and body, right?
You: So I ate him.
You: =)
You: You want some of him?
Stranger: sure
You: Oops, I fed the remains to my dog already.
Stranger: gross
Crazy stuff I do.
Do not emulate me.
RESPECT THE MAN ABOVE.
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